I might go with “Amish Country Popcorn,” or “Bob’s Red Mill” popcorn --both of which are non-GMO certified, and processed in USDA certified organic facilities.
Or, I say we all launch our own popcorn line, in honor of the Behe review, appropriately named “Kernels of Truth,” complete with a marketing angle that goes extensively into the issue of the origins of our whimsical product.
We’re already all highly-trained to successfully deal with any false counterclaims which might arise by the marketing departments of any competing businesses.
Of course, I should come clean on the blatant attempt, on my part, to butter you all up!
Sorry for the hot air, @swamidass !