Oh I get it … you think you can define things however you like, read in any interpretation you like, and declare yourself to be right and everyone else wrong. This is not logic, this is something else.
Now it’s my turn …
MY chair makes me King of my own home. I like to decorate my throne with spilled coffee, and use it to conduct TV watching ceremonies. Now my argument is every bit as valid as yours - That was EASY!
Easy, and trivial. What’s the point in faith if you only trivialize it?