Turned out that was just a setup for insider trading, like they’ve repeatedly done with tariffs.
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Also this:
As it happens, I was reading this article when your pic showed up:
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Yes, the White House has good reason to worry. Trump is even more flatulent when he doesn’t get his way.
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So I wonder what’s Mr. Pam Bondi’s kink.
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Yes, it’s real. It’s on his Tr00th Cential.
Praise Allah indeed mr. president. (btw imagine if Obama or Biden or Hillary had said that in ANY context).
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Clump on the Iran war, concise:
Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”
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If he weren’t actually the president and we weren’t actually at war, this would be an absurdly hilarious thing to post on Easter. This man should never ever be allowed anywhere near any levers of power, but we should keep him around for comedic purposes (preferably in a deep dark jail cell).
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If Trump had only ever done comedy I would have no complaints. He’s both a joke and a clown in every sense of those words.
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Added to this, Trump seems terrible at intentional comedy – it always ends up as mean-spirited put-downs.
And for him to keep up the unintentional comedy, we’d need to keep him under the delusion that he was powerful and idolised. So instead of “a deep dark jail cell” – we’d need a a very large, well-lit, and preferably heavily-gilded prison cell – with a bunch of people willing to play the part of fawning flunkies. Think a very dark twin of ‘The Truman Show’.
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I for one, would be happy to contribute money towards the decoration of his prison cell.
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Sorry Dan, but that’s the easy part.
What we need is for you to take a 2 hour shift each week telling him how wonderful he is. 
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Let’s get him locked up first, and then I will gladly jump on that grenade. 
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Victor Orban was paying CPAC:
You can’t make this stuff up. Pay conservatives in the US = get US policy you like from the Trump administration.
Peak corruption.
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Trump’s nominee to head the CDC seems to be… not an absolute loon? MIght even be somewhat competent?
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Midterms are approaching.
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Sean Hannity leaves the Catholic Church to worship Donald Trump:
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Hannity left the Catholic Church back in 2019:
So now he’s really, really not a Catholic anymore.
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