This is the core of your problem. You’re trusting what the scoffers are telling you, rather than the what God told us in the Bible. Peter warned us this would happen in 2 Peter 3 so we wouldn’t be taken off guard. You won’t believe the Bible really teaches what it says because your true authority is so-called scientific consensus.
It doesn’t matter who can name whom. It matters what God said happened. It also just so happens that there is overwhelming evidence for a global flood which must be deliberately overlooked (cf 2 Peter 3).
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. There can be no honest exegesis at all when the concept is introduced that the Bible need not “teach” what it actually says!