Politics megathread

Meanwhile, in the latest episode of “Let’s talk about anything but Epstein”, Barak Obama is accused of trying to lead a coup! (I heard that he was also behind the ANTIFA conspiracy to make MAGA people look bad on January 6.)

That and getting other countries to reimburse me for the tariff component of the imported goods I buy.

Meanwhile, sending the President’s former personal lawyer to interview Ghislaine Maxwell sounds completely appropriate to me. If anyone can get to the truth of what really happened, it has to be Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. (I heard that he used to represent a convicted felon and admitted serial sexual predator. So I would think that that would make him well-informed and uniquely qualified. And unbiased. But then, I never went to law school and your mileage may differ.)

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Saturday Night Live is on vacation for the summer so if I see the headline, “Trump Pardons Ghislaine Maxwell”, I won’t necessarily assume it is a Weekend Update joke. (The Justice Department will discover video that proves that Maxwell participated in the January 6 riot at the Capitol so Trump will “have no choice” but to pardon her for all past and future crimes.)

My head hurts.

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Trump, desperate to prevent Ghislaine Maxwell from exposing him, has sent his former personal lawyer and fixer, now Deputy Attorney Todd Blanche, to talk to Ghislaine in prison.

This is what will now happen. In return for a pardon (and probably lots of money upon release so she can go back to living cozily) Ghislaine will name a bunch of people Trump doesn’t like:

The full “Epstein files” will not be released.

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So, who are Trump’s presently most hated political enemies he will pay Ghislaine to name?

Who’s your top 5 most likely all coincidentally opposed to Trump-politicians and businesspeople that will get thrown under the bus?

Biden, Obama, Clinton… who else? People that particularly irk Trump or have gone after him legally or politically that he would stand the most to get rid of, or be the most pleased by from getting back at?

I don’t know----but somehow he will find a way to add Rosie O’Donnell to the list.