IMHO, your sanity will be best served by treating @Rope as a capable adult and just letting people post their comments in the main thread for him to read and respond to, rather than treating him like a little child who can’t tolerate any comments that might be too upsetting.
It’ll save you a lot of work if nothing else. If the comments in this thread are any indication of what will be deemed unacceptable, you are going to have a lot of work to do.