Yes, we can all agree that you are both intellectually and morally superior.
And yet, there may be something instructive here. You suggest a test for design of rocks. I point out that the test is flawed because nature can produce similar features. You go off in a huff. Is that perhaps a model for the treatment of intelligent design in general? IDers suggest a test of design in life — CSI, FI, whatever — someone points out that the test is flawed because nature can produce similar features, and the IDer goes off in a huff.
This is what Kirk was working on until you guys arbitrarily shut the discussion down with all negative and no positive ideas. There have been attempts at objective measures. You can always assert that they are not objective but so what.