According to mainstream physics, SR has no absurdities. This statement of yours directly counters that.
The answer is clear, but since you never answered my question here Teaching Christian Apologetics in a MegaChurch (McLean Bible) with TE's, OECs, YECs - #55 by PdotdQ, I wil ask again:
Do you, @stcordova, who by your own admission is not an expert in physics, agree or disagree with mainstream physics? Keep in mind that according to you, physics is at the top of the “pecking order” of science.