Humor From a Crank Doctor

[AllenWitmerMiller (Semi-Expired Professor & Minister.)]

@Michael_Okoko

LOL for some strange reason they remember Lucifer but forget the -ase part of it.

Yes. And as you know, Luciferase is essential to the digestion of Lucifer.

(Those who are Lucifer-intollerant can take Luciferase tablets.)

[Michael_Okoko]

@Tim

@Michael_Okoko

LOL for some strange reason they remember Lucifer but forget the -ase part of it.

I’d hate to think what they’d make of ‘Little Lucifer Firelighters’, a perennial brand Down Under. Barbecues as the work of the Devil?

Yeah why not. There is fire and pitchforks everywhere.

@Tim

Given all this, the panic over a bit of poetically-named bioluminescence seems a tad overwrought.

That’s because you can’t see the truth you sheepie

@AllenWitmerMiller

@Michael_Okoko

LOL for some strange reason they remember Lucifer but forget the -ase part of it.

Yes. And as you know, Luciferase is essential to the digestion of Lucifer.

Eureka!

@AllenWitmerMiller

(Those who are Lucifer-intollerant can take Luciferase tablets.)

[AllenWitmerMiller (Semi-Expired Professor & Minister.)]

@Michael_Okoko

@AllenWitmerMiller

(Those who are Lucifer-intollerant can take Luciferase tablets.)

When Luciferase tablets were first introduced to American consumers, both Faust and Daniel Webster did product endorsements. (Charles Gounod wrote the catchy jingle.)

[Tim]

@Michael_Okoko

@AllenWitmerMiller

Yes. And as you know, Luciferase is essential to the digestion of Lucifer.

Eureka!

Is this a Satanic Eucharist?